YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
