Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
what day is it and did you see me today?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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