but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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