that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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