elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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