fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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