Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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