thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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