My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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