Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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