bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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