Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
don't judge my taste in strippers
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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