So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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