Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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