so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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