Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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