you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
