So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
