No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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