You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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