You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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