Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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