5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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