I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
