She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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