when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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