Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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