Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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