So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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