But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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