Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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