D3 body, D1 cock
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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