based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My bed smells like the plague
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