is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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