Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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