And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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