its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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