we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
