Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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