The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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