hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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