Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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