I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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