Sponge bath it is.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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