so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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