She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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