is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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