Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Farmville is her only friend.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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