I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Help. Why am I so naked?
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