Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
