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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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