Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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